Volume 8 Issue 8

1) Baseball needs a salary cap.
http://borowitzreport.com/article.aspx?ID=6969

2) Mostly good advice. Thanks Fidel!
http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/the_nonexpert/does_she_love_you.php

3) This was so popular last year. Here it is again:
http://www.elfyourself.com/

I plan on sending a Christmas Eve Hump Day. Should that not happen. May you and your kin have the merriest of merriest. In that spirit (thanks Liza):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tVqWco-nNw